23rd March, 2016 (Bob becomes a boss, pt 1)
by Brendan Strong
Technically speaking, it all started with a big bang
(Speaking in the vernacular, with vulgarity: the same),
So there were people, hanging out in gangs,
Hunting and gathering in plenty of space,
Eventually, most people found a place in the world
To feel safe and live productive lives,
Except one guy. Bob got on with all the guys and girls,
But not with himself – he felt he was living a lie,
He didn’t feel like doing anything in particular –
But he could see people needed to be organised,
And he could convince them too: that was what they needed to do,
And they thought that was great, because Bob was such a good guy.
He convinced the people they needed a boss,
He convinced them that Bob should be the boss.