And, as I aged, the spam changed

by Brendan Strong

And, as I aged
The spam changed.

From the size of my engorged member
And tips on how to Do It
To the ladies on the websites who are dying to view it.

To princes – oh the princes!
And lawyers and biz devs
Who have cash in accounts that they’re ready to send

Others asking: am I this mad?
Was this me?
That was acting in a video so hilariously?

This depraved lifestyle
Living in my spam box
Has finally taken its toll:

I am now advised to check my stools
And invest in the children before they leave school
Face my mortality and escape responsibility

This anti aging secret
Was known to the ancient Egyptians and nobody since
So I click the link to escape the abyss.