Gladiators Returns! Are We All Stoop-id?

by Brendan Strong

Gladiators, the hit 90’s show is coming back and being presented by Kirsty Gallacher and Ian Wright! I can’t really say anymore about this than Bill Hicks said, back in the 90’s:

“Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here’s American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America – you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”

If you must know more about it, you can learn about it here on the BBC News website

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