Streeeam of something less self absorbed

by Brendan Strong

Tissues, suck it up. Suck it all up. The way they talk about women on those ads. Not the Internet ads. God no. The ones for tissue. The TV ads. Women, with the tissues that suck it up. No, not that. No, not the other thing either. Kitchen spills and such. Shame. Shame that’s how I had to write it.