by Brendan Strong

Dinosaurs Extinction

Just reading this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/5403570.stm)

This freight train of consideration courses through my mind:

  1. No one really knows why the dinosaurs went extinct.
  2. We do know dinosaurs were HUGE
  3. Like all animals, they must have farted, particularly given all the vegetation and vegeation-eating-animals they ate
  4. a Scientists reckon cows farts (methane gas) could be contributing to greenhouse gasses, and global warming.
    b ALSO, For some unknown reason, beasts with a high ecological impact on the world inevitably destroy themselves (cf. humans).
  5. Now imagine a world populated by animals that would fart a cow out of existence, living happily and without care for millions of years.

Conclusion:
Disonsaurs made themselves extinct through flatulence.

Not just through the destruction of the environment, but also through issues such as social isolation, lonliness, and self-hatred. All well known symptoms of serial farters.

Think about it. I do.

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